The FCC's Kevin Martin is this year's Scrooge, pushing to make big media bigger in a Dec. 18 vote that he has hastily slapped together despite widespread opposition (even Congress has told him to slow down). Free Press has been fighting his move to loosen cross-ownership rules, and now they've come out with a little video that equates the kind of news Big Media gives us with those lovely golden French fries. Check it out behind the cut: