If you're at work on July 5, it has got to feel like a Monday of a very short work week, so to help you through the day, we've got a Coffee Mondays review for you. Dare I say we're back? I do, I do dare.

They say the best way to enjoy coffee is with your eyes nearly closed, mouth forming a ragged "o", arms hanging limp and legs bandy. As a coffee reviewer, this is perfect for me, because this is also the pose that my tai chi teacher makes me do as punishment for being too chatty during class. She calls it the "senile orangutan." I'm kind of a master of it.

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