So Judith Regan, the publishing whizz kid who brought us such literary classics as The Way Things Ought to Be by Rush Limbaugh and Private Parts by Howard Stern (the book pales in comparison to the pay-per-view New Year's Eve special, BTW), has decided to wage war on Rupert Murdoch's Harper Collins after getting fired over the OJ book fiasco. If only Donald Rumsfeld could be cloned and appointed to manage both sides of this fight. That would make for a happy new year for small presses everywhere.