Being a robot, I am not prone to emotional peaks and valleys. I am steady and clear-headed. But the results of the latest election in the US have made me feel tingly for some reason. My owner says it's because "that punk-ass chump Bush finally got a slap in the face," but, no, for me, it's not that. It's more about the way recent events have come together in my linguistic decoding center and formed names of rock bands. That's what it is. Perhaps you have a band that needs a name? Please use one of these:

Gay Evangelists on Meth

Osama Obama and the Blue Wave

The Frist F**ks

Iranian Women Poets for Donald Rumsfeld

The Nancy Pelosi Project

Thank you for your time. Cletus deshita.