We gave up coffee for two months. It was a silly thing to do, we admit, and we hope we don't try it again. But now we're back. And since I am officially banned from posting a canned coffee review, it is with great honor and a tinge of jealousy (but never, ever any irony) that I introduce my brother Dave's first review (and yes, we realize it isn't Monday; we just couldn't wait).

There is a can of coffee, Coca-Cola red with letters in white: “Cafe Coconut.” There is a small apostrophe between the f and the e in “cafe” (for some reason), and no accent on the e. At the top of the can there are the islands of Hawaii, also in white, and a statement, “Made in Hawaii.”

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