Probably we were a little glib (as in "more voluble than sincere and thoughtful" — someone got a new Oxford English Dictionary for Christmas) in our treatment of Jo Jo earlier. As part of his negotiations with the canned coffee editorial team, he is no longer to be referred to as an "unpaid intern." But you would-be interns with literary dreams, don't plan to get all uppity on us in the new year. Our crack legal staff has crafted a landmark contract that "pays" Jo Jo in partially hydrogenated oils. It's a complex formulation that I frankly do not understand, but we all agree that part three of Jo Jo's review is worth at least one extra large serving of Burger King French fries.