Jo Jo Rockroth, a writer of undisclosed origins, offers the first of a two-part canned coffee review to help some of us fight off those post-Xmas blues and others kick off Hanukkah.

Her surgery was a triumph. Diamondex had never looked better. Yes, yes, she knew this. And yet. Before the procedure, her handlers at the Institute had concocted jazzy little poems warning her about the possibility of contracting a nasty strain of post-op depression they referred to as "the crilnths."

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